Life above the Laundry-O-Mat
At the Suds and Duds,
It can be interesting,
I live above the Launderette
It’s where met my boyfriend,
Where I meet all my friends
My best friend, I fell in love there
Living above the Laundry-O-Mat.
It’s a place where you can share stories
And do More than just a load at time.
I no longer at the Laundry-O-Mat,
Instead I am the Launderette
Where Jim Bob Chuck lives at.
But before I left this Picture Man came by
You know wanted to take pictures
With his IPad, calls himself Ipadphotographer,
Or something like that.
Says he’s a pro photo man, but I don’t know,
He wanted to take pictures of my flat,
And my home above and the Mat.
I told him, show me some cash,
And I will think about that,
After all, why should he get it all
Some of the royalties should go to me
Don’t you think…
So folded neatly from a laundry bag,
sweetly, he gave me a fluffy stack,
Unlaundried, cleaned and green
I could not believe it.
And I said, “What do you think this is,”
A brothel or something like that, I said,
“I can’t take that in here, take it upstairs
There are camera’s in here, I said.
Stomping one foot, with my hand on my hip.
You need to show me more than that
We just laugh and smiled and repeated,
“Asking me to stomp one more time”
And I just laughed.
So I told him, “Hey Ipad Picture man,”
“I will show you the flat and the Mat,
You can take photo’s of the it and the flat
Looking for nothing outside of that.” I said,
Just leave the cash on the table.
When I told him that, he laughed,
Ipadphotography man accepted my offer,
Leaving the cash donation on the table,
Then I let him shoot all the photos he wanted
And he was happy, So i gave him a lifetime
Laundry pass and beer for free, Kind of,
He’ll have to come to get it.
How about it, it’s the first time
I’d ever seen anything like that,
I never seen that much cash in a bag,
And that’s all I know about that.
So life goes on, Life above the Launderette,
It ain’t so bad, because I love Jim Bob,
And he loves me and it feels good too,
To have someone and something like that,
I feel like dancing …If you know what I mean.
I Love You Jim Bob Chuck!
Thank you Ipadphotograhy man!
Life Above The Mat- The Photo Man
Life above the Laundry-O-Mat At the Suds and Duds, It can be interesting, Occasionally, enough. I live above the Launderette…